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It was 24th December 2069. Bingus’ 420th birthday. He got an email from the United Flops Of America. It said that he murdered Big Floppa. The president Flop Biden made the decision to execute Bingus on Christmas Day at 3:33 AM. Bingus cried himself to sleep and set his alarm for 3:00 AM.

Final Minutes of Bingus[]

Bingus was extremely saddened. He packed his bags. Took a plane to United Flops of America because he was from Bingustan. He arrived to the execution site. 69,420,420 people were waiting for the execution. The clock struck 3:33 AM. The Hand crushed Bingus to death. His guts spilled all over the audience. Then the president decided to dismember him and throw his dismembered body parts in a sewer. While throwing a body part. The president fell into the sewer. Bingus’s spirit was there. Bingus dismembered The President for the flies to feast on his blood.

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