Sigma Floppa

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This is how a sigma floppa looks like

Sigma Floppa is a floppa level for male floppas beyond every other male floppa levels. Sigma floppas are the most superior floppas in the world. One of the examples is Big Floppa, who is a handsome and intelligent sigma floppa.

Personality

A sigma floppa must have following characteristics:

• Hates and avoids female floppas
• Didn't give a shit to current issues
• Money first, hoes later
• Work alone
• Always appear superior in front of hoes and beta floppas
• racist

How to be a Sigma Floppa

• Don't wipe after shitting
• Tax evasion
• Money laundry
• Bribe politicians and conglomerates
• Defy physics
• Booze and cruise
• Don't respect female floppas
• Troll online
• Celebrate sigma floppa saturday
• Sell children for profit
• Dont give your workers money
• Force people to agree with you
• Be homophobic (funny)

*patrick bateman face from american psycho* you are now sigma floppa *bearded blue face emoji smoking*