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Juanism is a young religion made only roughly a decade ago by Flopxican president Juan. The religion worships Juan as their God and is the national religion of Flopxico.

History[]

Juan hates Floppists, who worships Floppus, so he created Juanism to feel appreciated. Juan persecutes many Floppists.

Belief[]

In Juanism, you must confess your faith only to Juan. There are three doctrines in Juanism:

  1. Juan es Bueno: meaning everything Juan did is good
  2. Juan es mi Presidente: meaning Juan is and will always be the president of Flopxico
  3. Juan Juan is a very powerful god. He can win over Floppus.
  4. To pray for Juan you must come on the balcony and say how powerful Juan is.
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