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Juanism is a young religion made only roughly a decade ago by Flopxican president Juan. The religion worships Juan as their God and is the national religion of Flopxico.


Juan hates Floppists, who worships Floppus, so he created Juanism to feel appreciated. Juan persecutes many Floppists.


In Juanism, you must confess your faith only to Juan. There are three doctrines in Juanism:

  1. Juan es Bueno: meaning everything Juan did is good
  2. Juan es mi Presidente: meaning Juan is and will always be the president of Flopxico
  3. Juan Juan is a very powerful god. He can win over Floppus.
  4. To pray for Juan you must come on the balcony and say how powerful Juan is.