Fanter is a popular "carbonated" drink, having a characteristic citrussy taste and orange color. It contains water, orange juice and is infused with floppium octasulfide1, FuS8, at a pressure of 9.5 psi.
Fanter is owned by the Corke Cola company, and was created by Sogga's great great Grandfather, Harding Glopnar.
Side effects[]
Commonly reported side effects are:
- Shifting in and out of existence;
- Instant vaporization;
- Unexpected astral projection;
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- Dimension hopping;
- Irreality
- Noclipping;
- Elongated Ears
- Homosexual tendencies
- Sexual tendencies2
- Cannibalistic tendencies
- Bougar worship
- Fates worse than death
- Seizures
- Tummy aches
- Becoming racist
- Spontaneous shitting
- Screaming "Fanter!"
- A little trolling
- Ass Enlargement3
- Becoming an FCP
- All of the above, all at once. (Except instant vaporization)
- Spontaneous death
Footnotes[]
1Floppium Octasulfide, despite the name. shares no similarities to the chemical structure of Floppium.
2Just in general.
3Fun fact, Fanter is how Floppa's ass became so big!
