Eris McSnoot is Big Floppa's assistant, business agent, and secretary. He manages his career and publicity stuff. He was born on December 25th, 1985 to his anonymous parents. In the early 2000s, he had a love for Big Floppa's songs.
Early Life[]
Although we don't know that much about Eris's family, we do know that he was born in Miami, UFA and had a pretty good life over there, Eris later in the early 2000s found out about Big Floppa and loved his songs so much that he wanted to work with him and protected him.
Before meeting Big Floppa[]
Eris came out of a airplane spawned in the middle of Siberia in 2004. It is not known how he got his helicopter but it's most likely that he bought it from someone else. Eris was a fighter most of his life, destroying any life forms related to Bingus for 5 years.
Employment Under Big Floppa[]
In 2012, Eris applied for the secretary position for Big Floppa. Floppa accepted, as nobody had ever wanted that position ever before. Now, if you want to call Big Floppa, you'll have to go through Eris first, as Floppa is busy all the time.
Why the Long Face?[]
Throughout his life, Eris has been asked, "Why the long face?" In truth, it's been discovered that Eris is actually a Foogling according to a DNA test, However Eris already knew about him being a Foogling before, Most Fooglings in Foogenzuela have 7-8 inches in snout size, while Eris has a larger snout (12.2 inches), After some more DNA research, Scientists found out that Eris is part of an Foogling Ethnicity known as the Borzoi, They have larger snouts compared to the south Flopmerican Fooglings and they live in northern Flopmerica, People dont know why they have bigger snouts but we do know that it's incredible.
Trivia[]
- Eris looks to become a protector of the flops, but such a group does not exist.
- He despises bingus just as much as Big Floppa does