Floppas

Big Floppa was flopped and began to flop. But didn't expect to be blocked by Sogga.

Who proceeded to open a can of Normal-Shu, when Trans Floppa came out of the blue.

And they started beating up Sogga McSoggerson.

Then they both got flattened by the BingMobile, but before they make it back to the Ramro Cave, Barack Flobama popped out of his grave.

And took an DaDeagle out from under his hat, and Blew Bingus away with a rat-a-tat-tat.

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away, because AMOG-8 came to save the day.

This is the ultimate flopdown of ultimate destiny!

Floppas, Bingoids and explosions, as far as the ears can see.

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be, this is the ultimate flopdown of ultimate destiny!

Big Floppa took a chunk out of AMOG-8

Like Lady Goom took a bite out of those Fooglings

And then Sogga came back covered in a tire track

But Trans Bingus jumped out and landed on his back

And Bingus was injured and trying to get steady

When Barack Flobama came back with a Floppsword

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Choppa Floppa took him out with his M16

Then he saw Big Floppa sneaking up from behind

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'Cause Bingus stole it and he shot and he missed

And Trans Bingus deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault

While Barack Flobama tried to pole vault

Onto AMOG-8 but they collided in the air

Then they both got hit by a Floppa stare

This is the ultimate flopdown of ultimate destiny

Floppas, Bingoids and explosions, as far as the ear can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate flopdown

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus

Down from the heavens descended Big Chungus

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Choppa Floppa

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

As Bingus changed back into a Floppa

But Chungus saw through his clever disguise

And he crushed Bingus' head in between his thighs

Then Destroyer The Green and Chungus Big The Black

And Morbius and the Mt Googa's standard Plompy

And Joe Bingus, and the Blue Crip Flopper

And Dust Floppa, and Gateway the Orange

Flopbot, The Destroy, Captain Floppa, and Googie the Tax Evader

Small Bingus, The Flopper, every single Floppa

Distorted Floppa and AMOG-x

Cock, The Rock *Vine boom*, DocCock, and Jeremy Elbertson

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And they kicked Big Chungus in his rabbit ass

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With Floppas looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century

Many lives were claimed but eventually

The champion stood, the rest saw their better

Big Floppa in a blood-stained sweater

This is the ultimate flopdown of ultimate destiny

Floppas, Bingoids and explosions, as far as the ear can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate flopdown (This is the ultimate flopdown)

This is the ultimate flopdown (This is the ultimate flopdown)

This is the ultimate flopdown of ultimate destiny