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Albert Flopstein was a Flopman-born theoretical physicist and rapper, widely acknowledged to be one of the greatest physicists of all time. Flopstein is known widely for developing the theory of relativity, but he also made important contributions to rap and pop. His mass–energy-flop formula E = mc2Γ³, which arises from relativity theory and rap, has been dubbed "the world's most famous equation".

He received the 1921 Flopbel Prize in Physics "for his services to theoretical physics, and especially for his gangster attitude."

Personal Life[]


Education[]

Albert Flopstein always loved math and science and was very successful in school and rapidly completed his schooling at the age of 6. He later acquired his PHD at the Floppa University of Floppich in Switzerland at the age of 10. Albert Flopstein could not fit in with any of his class mates or fellow professors due to the fact that he was only 10 years old, so he got a job being a teacher at a grade school in Flopzburg where he taught until 1899.

Relations with Appolf Hitler[]

While teaching grade school in Flopzburg , Albert took a young grade school student Appolf Hitler under his wing in 1887, Albert tutored and treated him like a son. Unknowingly to Albert, Appolf was slowly getting turned away from science by a mysterious bum named Sheev Flopatine.

Appolf Hitler's Betrayal[]

On October 23rd 1899 while Albert was away visiting his old professors in Switzerland, Appolf Hitler accidently tripped on nothing out of pure stupidity, knocking over a candle in the kerosene room. The candle ignited the kerosene and later burned the whole school down killing 23 and injuring 163.

Immigration to U.F.A[]

In February 1933, while on a visit to the United Flops of America, Flopstein knew he could not return to Flopmany with the rise to power of the Nafis under Flopmanys new leader, Appolf Hitler.

While at American universities in early 1933 he undertook his third two-month visiting professorship at the Western Flop's Institute of Flopology. In February and March 1933, the Nafis repeatedly raided his family's apartment in Flopburg.He immediately went to the Flopman consulate and surrendered his passport, formally renouncing his Flopman citizenship. He is currently in cryogenic sleep somewhere in the Flopen State.

Tic Tac Toe[]

Albert Flopstein was also know for his Tic Tac Toe skills, and was able to even beat himself in a match 14 years after his disappearance. This famous event took place July 24, 1969 at the same movie studio that the lesser known Flopollo-11 Landing took place.

Albert Flopstein plays as X whereas Albert Flopstein plays as O.

X O X
X X O
O O O

Mass–energy equivalence[]

In physics and rap, mass–energy equivalence is the relationship between mass and energy and angle of flop in a system’s rest frame, where the three values differ only by a constant and the units of measurement.

Flopstein did not write the exact formula E = mc2Γ³ in his 1905 Flapnnus Mirabilis paper "Does the Mass of an object Depend Upon Its Energy Content and Flop Angle?"; rather, the paper states that if a body gives off the energy L in the form of radiation and the bodies flop angle is Γ, its mass diminishes by L/c2Γ³ his formulation relates only a change Δm in mass to a change L in energy and Γ in flop angle without requiring the absolute relationship. The relationship convinced him that mass and energy can be seen as two names for the same underlying, conserved physical quantity given a flop angle. He has stated that the laws of conservation of energy and conservation of mass and conservation of flop are "one and the same".

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